what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

- Helen Keller

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Justin

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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