How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Oh, go away

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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