- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Guess what? AIDS!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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