- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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