- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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