Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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