- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

I have suicidal thoughts

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

when debbie meets downer

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