whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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