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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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