- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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