- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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