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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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