titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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