- Anti Joke

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A midget walked under a bar.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear