Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Your mom is so old she died

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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