What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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MAKE

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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