- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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