- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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