- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

all jokes aside...

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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