- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Albino African Americans

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

SBB

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Neither did she.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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