- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

PIED NINNY!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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