- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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