- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did? Yes

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

This statement is false.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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