Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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