Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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lol

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Women's rights...

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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