- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Penis.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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