silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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VAGINA.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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