- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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