- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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