What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Your gay

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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420

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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