what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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