I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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your social life.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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