- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Black people stink of shite!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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