- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young baby died.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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