There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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