Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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