- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Knock knock. Who's there?

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