What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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