- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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