Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Donald Trump.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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