- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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