- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

A Pakistani news reader.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

hi dave

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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