Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Women can vote? wtf

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What happen? Idk...

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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