How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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