- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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