- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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