- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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