- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

c-? men, C-men

ring around the rosie ... your dead

360 NO SCOPE

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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