- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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