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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

hola said the chinese man

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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