Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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