- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

One time at band camp.............that's it........

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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