- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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