- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

You have friends

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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