Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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