- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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