#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What happen? Idk...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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