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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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