- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Tommy got neutered.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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