roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Ben Corbishley

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A women in the kitchen.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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