What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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