A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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