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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

guest what i love pancakes

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

your a vagina says you, your a booby

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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