2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

France had one revolution

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Soccer...

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Do the roar!

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

j.p. is dumb

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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