- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??