- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Neither did she.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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