So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Tilt your screen back

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

1+1=2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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