How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Your mom is not fat!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Obama

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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