Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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My parents died!

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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