- Anti Joke

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Tilt your screen back

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.