- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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