- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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