YOLO You only like Oreos

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

darude- sandstorm

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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