- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

"Knock knock." "No."

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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