What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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