- Anti Joke

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves