Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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