- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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