Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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whats black? the colour

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Women's Rights.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Dogs

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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My name is Jeff

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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