person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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