what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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