Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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