- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.