SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Poop

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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