- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did the car do? CRASH!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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