A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Cliterus

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Nick Cannon

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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roses are red violets are blue

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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