What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Bags of delicious poop.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Cleveland winning something

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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