what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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8--------------------- penis

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Barbara Streisand

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Justin

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Anti Joke

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