- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Vagina cream... end of story

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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