- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

My dad

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Poker? I barely even know her.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Title IX

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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