Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Justin

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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