Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why? Why not?

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The EPA.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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