- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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