whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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