A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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