If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Tilt your screen back

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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