whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

... Chan chan

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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