poop.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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My Boyfriend

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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charlie sheen

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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