What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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