Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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