- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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