- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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