why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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1+1=2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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