What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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