- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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