- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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