- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

HURT

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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