- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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