Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Vagina Boob

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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