- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

what is orange? an orange

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Blacks

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