What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What? Yes.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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