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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

knock knock whos their a person

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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