- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

your face is kinda funny

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

did you stub your toe?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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