Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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more like nig!

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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