What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Your gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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