A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Your mom went to college

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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a man walked into a bar....

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Anti Joke

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