- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Nick Cannon

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

FUCK THE JEWS

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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