Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Praise Paisley

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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