- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

snooki

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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