- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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