What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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You know whats funny Aids

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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