- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

An Asian man fails a math test

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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