- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

So a seal walks into a club.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Screw it you write the joke.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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