- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's funnier than 68 69

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What's round and orangey? An orange.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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