- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

President Donald Trump

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Dusters blow stuff.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

NAACP

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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