- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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