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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

"...."-Hellen Keller

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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