- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A black man has a job.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Trump will make America great again.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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